Celeb's Winin Club! Open Registration begins

Ok Folks we have the Official unofficial Celebs Winin club and I am the CEO SalthPaw (SouthPaw)
There are several Types of memberships and I will go through each one with minimal Detail!

There's a spot in the club for everyone!

The club consists of a two section membership status, at anytime you can upgrade!

Each section consists of 3 types of membership.

Section 1: Membership type is as follows: Bronze, Aluminum Foil and Paper Towel Members Only! (Again you can at anytime upgrade to fit your wants, needs and Desires!

Section 2: Membership type is as follows: Gold, Platinum and Diamond.

Section 1 members can only wine for such a period of time, they usually be drunk or too tired to continue winin, but ur still part of the club, you just don't have all the exclusives but again you can always upgrade!

Bronze Members package: A free hug from the CEO and only one wine per person and the wine may only last up to 2minutes or less.

Aluminum Foil Members: You get a handshake and you get to watch me wine your friend’s wild style! but if you keep staring your membership maybe revoked

Paper Towel Members: You get to hand out paper towels to the CEO, owner and Diamond Members only

Section 2:

Gold Members: Can wine with the CEO and anyone you choose to wine with, any one of the two sections or members, it is totally up to you ( the Celeb Winin Club staff does not recommend you to wine with Section 1 members because you will be wasting your membership on bottom feeders.....lol)



Platinum Members: Can Wine with the CEO and anyone you choose to Wine with it is totally up to you, also you get 1 exclusive Wine from the CEO and Owner! You may also feel on the CEO with Female touches only! Sorry No Crotch Grabbing! That hurts! Maybe Crotch rubbing but that's really for the Diamond Members but as the Platinum member you can sample any of the memberships benefits!

Diamond Members: Can Wine with the CEO and owner all day all night long, no restrictions, we only ask that you have some style in ya wine, there will be secret Celeb Winin Judges!
An all exclusive pass to the CEO's Chamber! All exclusive pass to hang out with the CEO wherever he goes except the toilet! (Showers bathroom in general are excluded those area's require your Diamond Card and I.D)

Please note at anytime more benefits can be added to the Section 2 members and at anytime section 1 members passes can be revoked or denied on the spot!.....

If you have any further questions and or concerns please email your comments to salthpaw@yahoo.com or find him on the CBOX under SALTHPAW!!!!!

Until then let the winin registration begin! *****UPGRADE AT ANYTIME*****

Memberships for section 2 is for a lifetime

Party like a rock star, and Wine like ya never wined or been wined before!


Good luck everyone Space is filling up fast!

Diamond here

so how does one become a member and can we see pics of the CEO?

sal u have time yes...lol....

am already a diamond member, and part of the comittee, i am in charge of member services... i gotta ensure you guys have fun... gotta think up of a job title.

I've signed up for Diamond membership...but there should be a little more difference between the memberships; cuz gold, platinum and diamond sounding real similar. Maybe free t-shirts/marinas or something (at least then my Monday wear could be covered!)

browneyeztrini wrote:

I've signed up for Diamond membership...but there should be a little more difference between the memberships; cuz gold, platinum and diamond sounding real similar. Maybe free t-shirts/marinas or something (at least then my Monday wear could be covered!)

i agree, we need some t shirts for this club....maybe some buttons and pens and ting..

o-k ms, divaz ,lol

Rod of Moses? I am effing pissing myself here!!

Lord Jesus! Hol meh!

OK if your not a memeber yet or your not one of the Celeb winin staff memebers you are limited to one question until you sign up!

Pics of the CEO are only for Diamond Members and the CEO is still workin on adding some pounds to his skinny ass ok! My six pack its looking like a sick Pack!....lol ok nah it's not the bad but ur pic might get mines!

I don't understand the point of this club

You and me both saucy.

Dear Members and non memebers, future members and unsure people!

Celeb's winin club is not fraudelent and will gaurentee safe and a satifatory enviroment for all our members, the CEO will be ready for Carnival and he can assure you there will be plenty of beef cake an no cupcake!
We at the celeb's winin club takes all our customers complain and suggestions seriously and we will never gaurantee or promise anything we cannot delivery!
For more information please contact your local representatives! If your a Diamond member please contact CarnivalKrisMayor! other questions can be sent to Celeb and for administrative or operations please let SalthPaw A.K.A I love it when ya call me Big Paw Paw!
Also other helpfull staff memebers as well as Diamond Member Quiche, And Senor Minister Pup can answer your questions as well!

Until then Ur pic still gets mine :-)!

But I tell you I have a nice lawyer for you, and you rush out to take membership for some wining club? Lord Jesus!

Well, if is so, then I am a Diamond Member!!

Errr...how is it that the CEO (i.e. Salthpaw) never even PLAY mas before in Trinidad and he have a wining club?

As it stands right now we doh know if he have the stamina for the road or even IF he could even wine!

Afro Chic wrote:

Errr...how is it that the CEO (i.e. Salthpaw) never even PLAY mas before in Trinidad and he have a wining club?

As it stands right now we doh know if he have the stamina for the road or even IF he could even wine!

whats the owner's view on this... where is the person behind the name.. CELEB!!! you DUR??????

owners appoint CEOs for a reason

she wishes to remain silent

Quiche wrote:

owners appoint CEOs for a reason

she wishes to remain silent

she needs to let her members know dat she is real.....

she using the "saucy method"



P.s ... u feel she name "celeb" for style

aa... it have a "saucy method"??


I HAVE PICS... who want tuh see??

MEEEEE!!!